First off, I wanna apologize for not posing anything for the Zombie RPG today. I want to further apologize because I won't be able to do so until monday.

Why? Well, it happened a week ago in japanese class. The teacher asked the class if we knew how to say "Hello" in japanese, and immediately changed her question to "Does anyone want to participate in the japanese speech contest?". And then I said "Konichiwa!", and the teacher was like "Hai! Rosendo-san! Good luck!!"

SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

It's been holy fuckshit for the last 2 weeks, reaserching enough information to make a two page essay on why we should learn japanese, and then cutting most of it cuz it would take about an hour to deliver, and we have a three minute limit.

On the bright side, it's on a sunday, and free sushi will be served. I don't feel as cocky as I did last week, but I'm not doing that bad either. I'm also the really smart guy in the class now, and the teacher shruggs off mistakes on my exams and gives me A's.

Anyways, from where I left off, and until Monday, you have a chance to perform a total of 6 actions. 6 simple actions.

hey don't worry about it man. this is just a forum pastime. there's no rush, and good luck with the speech contest

Man i took Japanese, and i feel your pain . It was cool at first, but then it turned into a spirally hellish pain. The teacher was cool though. She didnt so much give me As as she did Cs, but since i earned Fs, i didnt complain. GL with your competition, it sounds surprisingly like "Japan Bowl" which i tried and failed at

If you guys are curious enough, I can post either the english or japanese version of my speech

WAIT!!! SHITT!!! I GOTT ITT!!!

I'll type my essay in japanese, but all the letters will be in english!!! YES!!! I'M A FUCKING GENIOUS!!!!!

*It looks short, BUT, try to say it in 3 minutes or less!*
(edited on Oct 20 @ 9:48 pm)

what a jap jackass

Boku wa bideogeemu ga daisuki desu. Watashi no saishyo no nihongo no tango wa Nintendo desu. Go-sai ni te ni iremashita. Sorekara zutto nihon ni kyoumi wo motteimashita. Ninenkan nihongo o benkyou shite imasu. Nihongo wa omoshiroi desu. Eigo no benkyou ni mo yaku ni tachimasu. Nihon no bunka ni mo yaku ni tachimasu. Nihongo no benkyou ga daisuki desu.

Nihongo o benkyou shiteiru hito wa oozei imasu.

Takarasagashi o shiteikara, nihongo o benkyou shimasu. Mata, nihon seihin no nihongo honyaku shitei kara benkyou shimasu. Nihongo ga suki dakara benkyou shimasu. Minna nihongo ga daisuki desu. Nihongo hanashiaite o mitsukeru no wa taihen jya arimasen.

Mou hito boku ni totte nihongo o benkyou suru daiji na riyuu wa, boku no suki na nihonseihin, toku ni manga ya anime no sakuhin o honyaku suru koto desu. Koko de hitotsu mondai ga arimasen. Amerika de kau bideo-geemu nado ga, kenetsu-yahenshyuu ga shite arimasu koto desu. Boku wa nihon-mono no orijinaru ga hoshii no desu. Orijinaru de mesurashii anime o te ni ireru, nihongo o masutaa shitai to omotteimasu.

Nihongo wa sekai de kyuubanme ni yoku hanasareteiru. Kotoba de, ichioku nisenman nana hyakuman nin no hito wa hanashite imasu. Oyoso hyaku man no hito ga nihongo o dai ni gai-koku-go toshite hanashite imasu. Nihon de wa roku-sen roppyaku yon-juu-man nin no hito ga intaanetto ni tsunagatteimasu. San deiego no jyuu nin no reiten nana hachi ga nihonjin desu ga. Chyat-ruumu e ittari, fuoramu ni ittari, nihongo no uebbusaito de mitsukeru kotoga dekimasu. Sushi-baa demo nihonjin o mitsukeru kotoga dekimasu. Demo boku wa sushi wa kirai desu. Takara, zennin desu ne.

YOU REALLY LIKE VIDEO GAMES????
I READ THAT! IN JAPANESE!

i can't translate (that's why i don't post in most other-language threads)

could you traslate for the rest of us?

umm....sure.....just give me....a day or two......